Saturday, March 31, 2007

Multitasked man




It's him again..The only man who i know interact or working with 2 computers in one time.I believe you definetely thought this gentleman fully occupied & have multiple jobs to carry out. Hmmm,ok i let you know why he got 2computers to work on.

Flashed back 4months ago:-
Our company has obtained a sizeable project frm a big CM in Singapore.We given a short leadtime and gotta accomplish before the dateline since my big boss given commitment to them.
Below is conversation between him and my boss after gain the project
(day1)
Boss: Koh,makesure you & your team work closely and complete it before dateline.
Koh: Ohh,no problem boss!

(day3)
Boss: Koh,how's status?
Koh: Already complete developing.Now programming to cut and so-on..
Boss: Ok Ok,good

(day7)
Boss: Is everthing smooth?
Koh: Yes,yes.

But infact the entire schedule was'nt smooth as planned.Im worried and whispered actual situation to the boss.

(day8)
Boss ringged him and i was standing beside him.

Boss:Hey Koh,Where are u?Come & see me in my office now!!
Koh :Ok,ok,sir.coming now.

He running to see boss in fast gallop while im chuckling seeing his reaction.
Koh: Yes,boss.
Boss: Can you update me the progress

Koh staring at me furiously as he knows i alr exploded everthing to the boss.Thus he cant hide or continue bluffing.
Koh:Sir,i still developing as my deskstop is very slow,hangs,lousy,etc....Its not me delaying but the computer plus the old CAD program doesnt support me to multitasking the job.
Boss:Why dont you tell me earlier?
Koh:I worry you might thinks i will blame the computer.That y.
Boss:Anyway you still putting blame to computer but not on you now! ok ok.well if i buy you a workstation equipped with lastest CAD sofware does it will help you?
Koh:Yea,sure.No doubt,sir.I can do more job in one occasion.
Boss:Ok,i will buy it asap but i dont want hear this type excuses again.

(day14)
Koh starts using workstation plus latest CAD which costs nearly RM30K++..He rushing to catch the time losses but we're still behind the schedule.So i went and approach him.

Kalai: Koh,We're running out of time.u know!! Y so slow?
Koh: Kanasai!! wait la.u think im not working but this workstation is no good lar..My deskstop better then this hor but Kalai,i hv one problem here.
Kalai: what again?Dont ask for another computer.ok
Koh: Since i using two computer,i kinda blurr & confused lar.Dunno where i stored the working files and spend my time to dig/search in both computers.
Kalai:Sigh.U r sucks!!

The morale of story,the more you multitask the more splits your conscious awareness and disminishes your work productivity.Thus pls the manage the time and work efficiently to exhibit more output.

Ultimately, i got this sign frm him after i told going publish about his story .
You're welcome.Its same goes to you,Koh!! hahaha LOL

Japanese School Girls

What?What you think,i 'll post here?I knew,you're feel anxious to know.Watch the clip 1st!!



The clip you just watched is a cultural program by japanese school girls which held in Japan inconjuction of Deepavalli festival.They dancing for Tamil song..Its quite weird but since Rajinikanth's(Tamil's Superstar actor) movies ploted successfully in Japan a decade ago, Japanese began craze to watch/listen Tamil movies.Aftermath,its brought them to adopt Tamilian cum Indian culture.Hmm.No bad,they choreograph the dance quite excelent!


Another dancing clips by differrent cultural team.

Indisciplines employees

Do you have or encountered any your employees or staffs who spending more times doing mischievous activity then working?.How you going react on this issue if counter this?
As pictorial shown below:-

" Wait la,sayang.Abg balik cepat nanti" -Hanging with mobile phone while working
"Mmm,sedapnya Tongkat Ali nie" -Work tasks yet to complete but manage drink a cup of coffee

"Malam tadi,aku wrestling dgn laki aku.Tak cukup tidur.Baik aku tidur karang" -Sleeping

After seeing this,are you going scold or take a drastic action on them??Oops pls stop it!.The best way to lead them is by motivating,i think.So how to motivate?Hmm.Just keep saying "u did good job"or other good motivate words at your employee or staff.Its may leaves them wondering what was so great and does'nt encourage or feels to do that again.It's maybe hard to believe but obviously the employees will keen to work and be loyal to you!

P/s: Dear readers, the characteristic in the picture are not real! They're well dedicated employees who enchance our company preformances indeed.This picture was snap to support inline our program to educate indisciplines employess.

Friday, March 30, 2007

"Scenic Bridge" just a dream

Just to recap. It's almost a year,our goverment officially announce to called-off and scrapped plans to build propose new bridge across the Johor Straits to replace the Causeway.The decision was made after taking negative public sentiments into consideration and follow by Singapore's condition wanted concessions in return for agreeing to jointly build the bridge.Trade-offs included permision to use Johor's airspace and sale of sand.U see how atrocious the Republic are!!!!
Infact they reluctant to participate in the project and citing huge financial cost with no benefits to them.But we don't care and just go ahead to launch the "scenic"bridge which is our 2nd option to builds within our territory.Now ,they have no rights to interfere us but you know what republic react later???They told officials that Malaysia has no sovereign rights on Causeway and must seeks their clarification anyway.Shit.Well,i can say they are politically astute!!!
Hey republician ,pls bear in your mind that you was formed by a piece of land from us!!Indeed you should grateful to us instead showing your mighty and demandful like "budak kecik "(small kid)!!

A rage look...

The picture u seen is my buddy Hai chio who i fondly called him as Little bear or Monk sometimes due devoting himself to much.hehhehe.The photo was took undevised while we having dinner.I not sure larr,what wrongs with him...

hey dude,what's wrong la?seems someone piss after u arr?

Thursday, March 29, 2007

MTA 2007



Today,i spent a couple of hours on MetalAsia2007 event at Singapore Expo.Here i was totally mesmerised on the Laser technologies and other new cutting edge things.This event are meant for platform to launch and showcase of latest tech..With me is Koh, hop-in every booths and grabs the souvenirs as much as possible.This is our core intention beside learning new things.Kekeke.

Some puffs & starring at..

Kanye West in Stadium Negara




Kanye is my favorite hip-hop singer & rapper.His "Gold Digger" still can't get rid from my mind.


The good news!!! is he will be holding a concert here as part of his "Touch the sky" tour this coming April 8 at our Stadium Negara..It might be biggest hip-hop event in Malaysia everseen.
The tickets price range starts frm RM83~RM233 by Axcess.You can stand a chance to won a free ticket by answering some questions at www.mtvasia.com .


Tuesday, March 27, 2007

You don't get hoaxed!!

Hey..you gotta listen to me now..I getting frustrated and fade up here.Do you know why? Sigh!!
There is a group of prankster conjuring sents "Hoax email" in every seconds and we're helping them by spreading the emails to our knowns unwittingly.Well it's bounce to happen when we fully believed on their amazing stories or messages.So this compel us forward the mails to rest of knowns.Ya la..We're naive sometimes and as a result deceive by these stories or message which is actually just a myth !!! fake !!! rumours!!

So you don't get hoax by these emails.Read,Smile and Delete!! Don't gatal-gatal forward to the friends.If i got this thing from you,i 'll kick your ass then! kekeke

Chick with 4 legged?



I got these picture from one of my friend.Does this world getting really weird till creating disorder and supernatural.Hmm.How the chick walk later when grows up?by crawling?Sigh.I'm sympathy to this chick but quite doubtful too.Is the picture superimpose edited by fakers??If this is really true,i really shame on u,faker!!!


Get's started here..

It's time for me to switch officially here.I gotta say "goodbye"to friendster's blog since i feels its inspirit and it sets limitation on me.Hmmm.But anyway thanks and grateful to friendster indeed because it was my starting point there to be blog.What you seen & read from 26th March 07 backward is my archives postings which imported from friendster's blog.
Ok laa..Stay tuned and keep drop by here.

Regards.
Kalai

Monday, March 26, 2007

My Messy Workdesk


I took a glance look around my desk and realized that i'm disorder.Yea.I'm a messy desk person and gotta admit it. I know people judge me my work based on this.Even knowing this, i can count on people who knows I'm a person that gets a project completed in proper order.Who care what my desk looks like. On most days there are many things that have much more urgent priority to concentrate, that when it comes to deskeeping or filing, it will always loses.But this is not a excuse,ultimately i gotta do it myself.Hmmm.U know at home sincerely i don't clean up my room.I just leave to my mom to handle.So sorry,mom.Your son is really bad.I buy you dinner tonight to compensate you.hahahah


















Only my teddy neat all the time!! LOL

Sigh..It's Monday again

I just had a pleasant weekend at home.Never hanging out with friends.Just kept my ass down rest.

Well, since it’s Monday, and that means there is an enormous list of things I gotta to do. I’ve already wasted far too much of the morning sitting here blogging and goofing off on the internet.

About Pinkie

Pinkie is not her real name.I used to called Pinkie as she really obsess on pink.She loves whatever things which is pink in color.For ex.Pig is her favourite animal since pig is pink in colour.hahahaha.

Anyway she's cute ,funny and naughty.But a bit sensitive,well its depends what you talk lar.If you talk nonsense then you pay for it.Aiyoh.U know She likes to bully me,almost everyday.Maybe because im too innocent i guess.kekeke LOL Indeed im very happy with the way she treats me amusingly.Believe me,you cant stop your laughter when interact with her ;-)

Pinkie, I am truely sorry about that day which leads you "Mogok" on me.I cast back those my words and I didn't realize what I was saying at time and never thought will hurts you.Its maybe because im using inappropriate words.I'll try to watch my word in the future.Take care...

Hey Rain..I miss you

Im really miss you alot ler.Where did you go??? Hey,Im not talking about Korean R&B singer "Rain" but im refering to the rain which ruin us and creates huge disaster at our state couple of months ago.I hate you at the time but miss you now since i getting warmth and as a results i starts perspirating even under AirConditioned room.Of cause my AC are incompatible compare raining cool weather.Goozz!! this noon my termometer measures up 34deg celcius.Wa lau wehh!! Die la if continues like this..Come on rain,bear in mind we're under Equatorial climate u know!So please come and piss for a while.I wanna dedicated a rhyme for you which my nursery teacher taught me but i need to alter it a bit.

Rain, rain, don't go away,
Piss & go alternate days,
If you don't, I don't care,
I'll pull down your underwear! kekeke.LOL

Sunday, March 25, 2007

Fashion House






A prime-time soap opera about the scandalous people in the glamorous world of fashion centers on an empire run by the all-powerful Maria Gianni.



Fashion House unfolded the tale of two rival fashion designers:Bo Derek who plays as Maria Giani, a cutthroat mogul who is used to getting exactly what she wants when she wants it, until suddenly everything she has worked and fought so hard for is put in jeopardy.And Morgan Fairchild who play as Sophia Blakely, whose mission in life was to put Maria out of business via a hostile takeover.

Bo Derek & Morgan Fairchild are going to be campy, over-the-top, and larger than life..just like the prime-time soaps of the 80's. I think we all need to just hang on because it's gonna be a bumpy ride!

This soap opera currently aired on Astro's Star World Ch70 from Mon ~Fri 10pm.Dont missed it...





Get rid your jeolousy

Being jealous is normal as its a part of typical feelings that occurs in our dairly life.Hmmm.I used to be jealous often too.hehehhe

But i think when you get older and gained experience life in various degrees, you will learn more about yourself and perhaps you'll understand what is really important and what isn't.

I've had learned that there are more precious things in life than worrying about my personality by comparing with others. Thus,pls stop worrying too much.Be yourself and enjoy the rest of life.

Great Godparent

Hollywood star's Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are really deserved a standing oviation due their kindly-hearted since they adopted another child again.This couple who building "rainbow family" with other 2 adopted childs earlier are decided to adopt a 3years old vietnamese boy this time.Hmmmm...Really great.I hope other celebrities and rich couples can follow Pitt &Jolie pathway also.

Mr.Problem


The man in the picture is not a convict but he is my R&D manager.His parent given name is Koh Lee Huat but i called him "Liwat" or Mr.Problem due to his arduous act.kekeke

Once upon time,i was trained by him but now turns i gotta assist him & backup him from kena scold by my GM..Maklum la dia sudah tua(half past six).takde pick up.LOL .But this fellow claimed good in predicting "Nombor Ekors" by his formulated matrix table.I also buy some but later deceived after the results came out.Koh,your predicting is lousy la.U just deserved be monk only.!!

Anyway,this Koh always be kind & nice to me despite im bureaucart in certain issues.Hmmm.indeed i also enjoy working with this Mr.problem..

Joanne Birthday's Party

I gotta missed this party which held in Neway tonight..So sorry Joanne & my buddies,i couldnt join due under some circumstances.I knew u all may a bit sore at me exspecially Hai Chio my little bear..hmmm.Sorry again guys.Anyway lets the party moves vividly and cheer up..

Dear Joanne,
May you enjoy what you love best
You deserve it more than anyone
A wonderful day I wish for you
That couldn’t possibly be outdone

HAPPY BIRTHDAY..!!!

My Hands Getting Itchy

It's quite a long period i did'nt do this.Now seems my hand getting itchy to do so....Hey u all think?? i meant to blog larr..kekeke

Johor In Bad State As It's Sinks Again....12ndJan07

Many of them had just returned home after the recent flood waters had receded but
flood stricken in Kota Tinggi and Johor Bahru again and took for a worse turn again following intermittent rain since last Thursday night(11stJan).
Access to Kota Tinggi town from Johor Bharu which is main artery has also been cut off to light vehicles due rising high floodwaters and minor landslip. I also was trapped in massive and terrific traffic along PasirGudang highway after back from Singapore which led me overnight in the car for more then 7hours..
Understand our state government has allocated a further RM500 to each flood-affected family to help them buy basic household items destroyed or damaged.RM500 just nothing for the victim as losses occured is incomparable .Anyway thanks to government for the sympathy and on their contribution.
Till now no new casualties has been reported and keeping the death toll due floods in Johor state 15 killed since the disaster struck three weeks ago.
I can't elaborate the hunger and the depression of the victims have so we please pray together for them who suffering without shelter,food and even no pure drinking water.Hope they be protected from any kind sickness or diseases.

Kota Tinggi,a town submerged by water

It’s going to New Year after Christmas and a lot of us are already enjoying our holidays. But down Southern Peninsular Malaysia there are many families who do not have this season happiness and involuntarily cut off from aid centers and isolated eventually.

KOTA TINGGI * ,a historical town in the past and noted a notable & worst flood presently. This Old JB capital town were seriously crippled and sub-merged by flood waters.It’s inundated the town up to 1.5 metres high at some places. Residents cum victims are dicing up with dangers surroundings when the situaton is not expected to improve very soon as rain continues to fall heavily since 18th Dec caused Sungai Johor rising up.Kota Tinggi town had been described the flood town as turning the town into an island. All roads leading to the town including from Johor Bahru, Desaru and Mersing had been closed to all traffic.
*(22KM from my residences & workplace)

Over 70,000 flood victims in Johor and 17,000 victims in Kota Tinggi itself have evacuated and stationed at Relief Centres. Currently the numbers has been reducing as weather rising fairer. The death toll rises up to 12ppl till now 30th Dec.

Understand from our Meterorogy department the heavy rain which we have experiencing in southern Peninsular Malaysia now are resulted from the meeting of the wind from Russia and China and that from the western Pacific Ocean.So this situation brought thick clouds and ultimately caused uneven heavy rain to the southern part of the Johor.

I take this chance to express my sympathy and sorrowfulness to the flood victims especially my collogues and one of my best friend,Hai Chio who get trapped in daily heavy traffic & can’t go back home for a week. That’s big traumatic for them for year 2006.Unforgettable bitter moments.
.

RoadTax-A New Year 07 cheers

Last evening,our DPM Datuk Seri Najib had announced road tax reduction for all private cars by 4% ~33%,effectively on 1stJan07.
Thanks to the Government who continuesly find ways and measures to lessen the financial burden of the Malaysian. By reducing road taxes,it's may benefits a wide section of society.
Beside reducing road taxes,goverment also move ahead to lower down excise duties for certain categories of vechicle in order to makes these vechicles more competitive in our country.
Road taxes rates effective 1st Jan 07
1,000 and below RM30(Current) RM20(New)
1,001 ~ 1,200 RM65~85 RM55
1,201 ~ 1,400 RM80~100 RM70
1,401 ~ 1,600 RM100~127.5 RM90
1,601 ~ 1,800 RM255~325 RM200~280
1,801 ~ 2,000 RM325~395 RM280~380
2,001 ~ 2,500 RM396~895 RM381~888
Above rates for Penisular Malaysia only.The rates may vary for Sabah and Sarawak.

The Way People Apologise

The Way People Apologise

The way people apologise and their style of saying sorry depends a lot on their personality and zodiac traits. No wonder Leos embarrass you when they say sorry while Arians will actually annoy you with their apology?..
Aries:For starters, Arians think they are so sweet,they could not have possibly said or done things that need an apology. So in the unlikely possibility of them actually going down their knees to apologise, it will be a simple sorry.Nothing less, nothing more.
Taurus:They are so scared to face others when they make a mistake that by the time they resurface to tender an apology, the damage is done. So Taurans end up making foes out of friends because of their laxity in apologizing.
Gemini:Geminis think they are infallible and therefore will never really apologise for anything. But once they realize, they prefer to act as if nothing happened, and behave normally with people who have a problem rather than remind others of the incident by tendering an apology.
Cancer:Cancerians will make you feel sorry for demanding one when they make a mistake. They are the legendary characters that burn hands and slash their fingers! in order to display the quantum of their repentance. Their repentance is dangerous.
Leo:Leos are a delightful bunch even when they are trying to make up for their follies. They will go down their knees, buy flowers, put up sorry posters.. do everything colorful to flatter you and make up for their mistakes. In fact it's fun to induce them to make a mistake and let them apologize for it.
Virgo:Virgos will first formally set aside a time and date and inform them what they want to tell you. Then they will mentally prepare themselves to talk out the same things. They will finally draft the script and read out whatever they want to. In short, even their heartfelt apologies sound like well-drafted scripts.
Libra:They are very vocal once they realize their folly. They never ever hesitate to come clean and admit their mistakes. In fact, they will go out of their way to convince you about how genuinely sorry they are.
Scorpio: Scorpios are formal and think that tendering an apology is more of a formality. So instead of just saying sorry, they will send a formal mail or send a card, whatever it takes to avoid direct confrontation.
Sagittarius: Sagittarians don't believe in being sorry or apologizing. For them, it is human to err and therefore saying sorry is just redundant. Interestingly, even if others make mistakes, they are pretty cool and don't expect much from them.
Capricorn:They can't take a simple sorry. They need reasons,explanation s, written letters and the works to get elicit an 'ok, you may go now' phrase. They are hard to please and even harder to appease.
Aquarius: They are sweet, genuine and innovative when they think they are wrong and need to undo the damage.Aquarians are easy on their mistakes and don't take too much time to do their sorrying.
Pisces: Pisceans don't easily give in because they believe that everything is about perspective. So if somebody thinks they made a mistake! , it's because they have a wonky perspective. Pisceans and apologies? No chance!!!

Challenge You

Challenge You

I challenge you to smile
To live a joyous life
To find the best in everything
More than exist, to truly live
I challenge you today
Tomorrow, every day
To find the silver lining
No whining, crying, pining
For what was or could have been
What maybe will or should happen
I challenge you right now
To understand just how
God wants to see you move through life
Jump each hurdle, sail through strife
Bear the burden, ball and chain
Handle stress, deal with pain
I challenge you, my friend
To know that in the end
The best is always yet to come
No time to waste coming undone
Cry your tears, then dry your eyes
Stand tall, get on with living life
I challenge you to smile
And live the joyous life
Start now
God's watching…
Smile

The Power Of Three Little Words

The Power of Three Little Words

Some of the most significant messages people deliver to one another often come in just three words. When spoken or conveyed, those statements have the power to forge new friendships, deepen old ones and restore relationships that have cooled. The following three-word phrases can enrich every relationship.I'LL BE THERE - Being there for another person is the greatest gift we can give. When we are truly present for other people, important things happen to them and to us. We are renewed in love and friendship. We are restored emotionally and spiritually. 'Being there' is at the very very core of civility.I MISS YOU - Perhaps more marriages could be salvaged and strengthened if couples simply and sincerely said to each other, "I miss you." This powerful affirmation tells partners they are wanted, needed, desired and loved.I RESPECT YOU - Respect is another way of showing love. Respect conveys the feeling that another person is a true equal. It is a powerful way to affirm the importance of a relationship.MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT - This phrase is highly effective in diffusing an argument and restoring frayed emotions. The flip side of "maybe you're right" is the humility of admitting "maybe I'm wrong."PLEASE FORGIVE ME - Many broken relationships could be restored and healed if people would admit their mistakes and ask for forgiveness. All of us are vulnerable to faults, foibles and failures. A man should never be ashamed to own he has been in the wrong, which is but saying, in other words, that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.I THANK YOU - Gratitude is an exquisite form of courtesy. People who enjoy the companionship of good, close friends are those who don't take daily courtesies for granted. They are quick to thank their friends for their many expressions of kindness. On the other hand, people whose circle of friends is severely constricted often do not have the attitude of gratitude.COUNT ON ME - "A friend is one who walks in when others walk out," Loyalty is an essential ingredient for true friendship; it is the emotional glue that bonds people. Those who are rich in their relationships tend to be steady and true friends. When troubles come, a good friend is there, indicating "you can count on me."LET ME HELP - The best of friends see a need and try to fill it. When they spot a hurt they do what they can to heal it. Without being asked, they pitch in and help. I UNDERSTAND YOU - People become closer and enjoy each other more if they feel the other person accepts and understands them. Letting others know in so many little ways that you understand him or her is one of the most powerful tools for healing your relationship.GO FOR IT - Some of your friends may be non conformists, have unique projects and unusual hobbies. Support them in pursuing their interests. Rather than urging your loved ones to conform, encourage their uniqueness-everyone has dreams that no one else has.I suppose the 3 little words that you were expecting to see have to be reserved for those who are special; that is I LOVE YOU.